Wednesday, November 24, 2010

My new slogan




Hallzie’s blog features poetry for passionate ponders’s and the truth in it's the rawest form. Witty observations from an urban P.O.V. (point of view)




What is not featured on Hallzies blog is: mindless celebrity gossip, .celeb bashing, and useless BS




My blogs are designed enlighten, entertain, and to be informative with a raw edge.




I blog for the people that don't care about what famous person is bangin who. Or how much money they make or don't make.




I blog about my art form (poetry)and blog about real life as I see it.


So if your into wasting your time this is not the blog for you.


If you belive everything you read on the internet or see on TV this is not the blog for you.




Hallzies blog is real life, real talk, real fun and BS free.





Remember: If Hallzies not blogg’n about it it’s not blog worthy.



See what Hallzie's Blogg'n about
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mrhallziesblogs.blogspot.com(If Hallzies not bloggn about it it's not blog worthy.)









Tuesday, November 23, 2010

oh really

I am sick and tired of the word really.

I don’t hate the word I just hate the way people use it.

Example: I was out on Halloween and I got a little hungry so I go to this sandwich place.
I placed my order and the girl that took my order asked me if I wanted to eat it there or could she box it up to go. I told her for here. The girl replied really?

That irritated me so much that I’m blogging about it.
The way people say really is really starting to become a nuisance. Ahhh!!!
It‘s so irritating the way people say that.


They say it like they didn’t hear the question that you just asked.

Really? Naw not really. Yes really mother fu**er!!

I could have sworn I was speaking English when I said it.

People that say it all sarcastic like that. They need to really be punched in the face.

There is no reason to be that asinine.

My final take on the way people use this word is yuck.

Stop using it as a response to a question because it's very annoying.

People should only say really if they are unsure about something, or want to express their interest in something and nothing more.

Another one that gets me is seriously. But that’s another blog topic for another time.

Remember: If I’m not blogging about it it’s not blog worthy.

Monday, November 1, 2010

10 things to never ask African Americans




#10 Can you shine shoes?(only ask if they own a shoe shine booth.)




#9 Do you know how to make Kool Aid ?




#8Can I use your comb?




#7 Can I try some of your food(*what ever you do do not touch their food while asking.)




#6 Can you get tan?




#5How do want your steak?(bring us any type of raw or rare meat and see what your answer is.)




#4Are you in a gang?




#3 What was it like growing up in the Hood(okay you can ask but don't try and be hip and say DA hood.)




#2 Do you like watermelon?




#1 Can I touch your hair? (kill yourself)












Wednesday, October 27, 2010

If the bird don't fit you must twit


What up? What's good?
It's your boy Mr.Hallzie or if you following me on twitter istaygood.




Well since I bought it up. I'm gonna just dive right on into.




I'm speaking of Twitter.com people.




I first heard about twitter in one of those notorius Superbowl ads. I did'nt really pay much attention to the ad at the time becuase I just wasn't a media buff back then. I could care less about some damn twitter.




Well my intrest have changed alot since I saw the ad. I'm studying culinary arts right now and if you've ever payed attention to anything I post on here you also know I enjoy writting poetry and commentaries. I hope to become a chef one day and either have one or an entire book of my poetry published.




I've started posting them on twitter because twitter is very popular among celbs.


I figure if I keep posting them on their somebody's bound ot notice me. Don't get me wrong i'm not buying the farm on that notion. I've also been taking other steps to try to get the ball rolling on the writting thing and to segway into the point i'm trying to make about this media monster.




My resons for having a twitter account are noble. A whole lot of people use it as a networing tool to advertise businesses and as a networking tool.




Other people tweet for the wrong reasons. Celbs can tweet they damn life away if they want to.




They've made their claim to fame and have their future secure. Tweeting for them will just increase their revenue's by networking and branching out to do projects and other forms of busniess with other celebs.




Average joe's tend to tweet in hopes that a celeb will respond to one of their tweets. For those that have never twitted before i'll try to explain. You see celebs will post a comment or tweet as they call it and anyone following the celeb will have the option to respond to what the comment that was just posted by the celeb.




The problem with that is that the avearage joe will say anything to get the celebs attention. I'ts usally something ignorant, mean, or negative about the celeb. They do this to try to get them to say something back so they will themselves feel like a celeb.


Yeah I know it sounds crazy but mothe%#&@$!as is crazy nowadays.




Another bad thing about tauting celebs on their is that it might not actually even be them. Some people actaually take the time to use a celebs likeness on twitter and pretend to be the celeb. For what? You got me on that one. that's that wierdo sh*t.




For the most part twitter is cool and I'm have'n fun so far. nobody that's folloing me has given me any feedback but at least thy are following me though. I'm going to stay persistant and keep tweeting poems and minding my own B.I




Having said that. I still got love for black planet even though none of my blogs made the most popular section(that's cool wtfe) All i ask ya'll to do is if you got twitter follow me and on here read my blog entries or just sign my guestbook. Ayone foloowing me on blogger please do the same here. give me some feedback or log in and follow everything I post.