Saturday, March 10, 2012

Not Blog worthy

5 things that are not blog worthy



#5. The cinnamon challenge.

 How freakn bored was the person that thought up this dumb challenge? Hmm I'm bored I think I'll try and eat a tablespoon of cinnamon. FOH!


#4 Twitter beef.

 Ok, First off what happend to just pubically telling someone that you don't like them? Why would you get on twitter just to blast someone else or call them out? That's not blogworthy at all that's really just cowardly.



#3 Video Skeezers:

 If you were born in the late 80's or the 90's you might not know what this term means. I'll try to do my best to break it down. It's 80's slang for groupie.It also reffers to a woman out for monitary rewards such as money, hair and nails, clothes,car, drugs, liquor etc. in exchange for sexual relations. Skeezers are very similar to prostitutes except for one key factor. A prostitute only cares about getting paid for their services. They don't want to socialize or be seen with the John(person paying for sex) after the date is over. They also don't care about the John's popularity or social standing in life. However, with a skeezer bragging rights are just as important as the money. The John must be a famous celeb or baller.(a popular and wealthy drug dealer)  They want the world to know they have slept with an important person, because they want to feel as glamorous and  important as the person they've slept with. After a skeezer's date is over they linger and go out of their way to be seen with and socialize with the John. 
I felt that I had to resurrect the phrase skeezer for this blog piece because that term describes woman like that so well.  These f*#ck'n  skeezers are writting books, starting youtube accounts,  and blogging about all the celebrites that they have skeezed with. Skeezkers are not blog worthy at all. The only thing their doing is making it hard for females that are actually trying to do something  positive with themselves and earn an honest living dancing in videos, I'm not knocking a skeezer's hustle but their recieving way too much free press for spitting venom and semen on celebsDamn skeezers!


#2Pets.

 No lengthy reson behind this one. I don't own any pets. Nothing against people that do but in my opinion reading about them is boring and a little creepy.


#1 Celebrity gossip:

 I myself have been sucked into reading smutty dribble. With all the natural disaters, money problems, and social issues pleauging the world today, who wore what on the red carpet should be the least of an individuals concerns. While your worried about what their doing I guarentee they'll never even know you exist. Unless you work for a widely read magazine or media outlet your opinion is not important. Those famous people you love to rag on and gossip about are living life and enjoying the fruits of their hard labor. They have a life. You should try getting one. If your reading or following my blogs you can't say get a life to me because I don''t do celebrity gossip on my blog. If I refference a celebrity it's in a positive or or just as a colorful euphamism or purely saterical. On Hallzie's blog you'll read about personl gripes I have, clever observations, real talk and real life. When you start your own blog you can blog about whatever turns you on. All those things
I named don't intrest me in the least.



I'm Hallzie and if you love blogs that feature blog wothy material then you on the right page.

If Hallzies not blogging about it it's not Blog Worthy!